I want a girl

who thinks I'm smart

about stars and cars and birds and worms and hearts.

I want a girl;

Someone who won't think I'm dumb...

'cause I am!

and that's dumb!

You can say that again!

And that's dumb!

Don't say that again.

Whatever you say.

Alright, I'm singing now.

I want a girl,

who thinks I'm cute,

even when I wear my birthday suit!

Nasty!

I want a girl...

Ah, someone who likes long walks in the rain...yeah...

and burglery...

and larceny...

and bribery...

Zorak!

What?

Next verse...

Oh we don't care

about shape or size,

true, we don't,

about the number of heads or tails or horns or eyes.

We like girls!

Yes, it's true, we really do...

We like girls!

We like girls!

We like girls!