Don't touch that dial, don't click the clicker

We love to watch, they love to bicker

Don't turn the knob or change the channel

Hey! Where the hell did they get this panel?

Where are they from? Where have they been?

They air it out, we suck it in

Up on stage all in a row

At each other's throats all through the show

The mood is tense, the tension's thicker

We watch, they fight, just who here's sicker?



CHORUS

We're not so bad, I guess after all

Their problems make ours seems so small

We'd be much better off I bet

If we'd turn off the TV set



She broke down and he came clean

We stay glued, glued to the screen

Just how much more can we take?

Thank God, here comes a station break



CHORUS



Don't think that we can take much more

We've lost it now, man, that's for sure

Lost another day, check out the clock

Turn it off, pull the plug, shut it down, now, we should talk

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