It's 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds

in case I got nothing to do tonight

I like kids

So I'm walking to the store and the neighbor's kid runs into me with a tricycle

After I kicked the brat off the bike

I walk into a pile of shit

After that I hit my head on a stop sign

so I cross the street and stumble into the store

I feel like shit, I live in a ditch.

My life is hell; my house smells

It's 3:14 as I get into the store

Walking down the frozen food section I touch the frozen burritos

I pass the deli department

and put my fingers in some free sample cheese dip

I finally see the sunflower seed aisle

There it is. The gleamy view

My savory nighttime entertainment

He never has any friends

He doesn't care about what happens

If you see him walking down the street

then hide your kids and toss the key

There is a guy they call him the weirdo

He went to the store to buy sunflower seeds

I know a guy and they call him the weirdo

He doesn't care about you or me!