Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show. Its the mistical, magical, great dark carnival. Dont bother lookin for parking, get rid of it, it aint like you ever coming back you fucking idiot. The carnival emerges only when you bout to die, and right now mother fucker you are dead in the sky. So come and put your soul up on the murder go round and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion. I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blow gun because i be the jugga loda dada loda sho-gun. I swings my sword down and split you in two before you even fall i bitch smack both of you. welcome to our carnival 50 thousand juggalos, freeks and wierdos and killas at our shows. Im just glad we down wit em' hate to be yall. and have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival.



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Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead. Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, dead dead dead dead.



Welcome to my exibit i be the shaggs, sit back and enjoy, relax yo nipples and nut bags. its only juggalos here you know what we about, swinging hatchets, faygo and a dick in yo mouth. so they call us a circus, we accept the role. we been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so. and everywhere that we go from alaska to spain, im seein juggalos dancin in the faygo rain. some of those at our shows feel a carnival high, i seen em' jumpin the stage and float off into the sky. they aint ever comin back, the carnival has been found, and all we can do is dream about it smokin them down. i got love for dead people, and i hope to die, i got neden waitin on me up in shangri la. but if you really wanna hear the fucking devils exibit, the shit is called Hells Pit, run out and get it.



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Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead. Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, dead dead dead dead.



when its your time, death is near, step right up on over here. games, prizes, shows and rides, its that carnival paridise. [X2]



Welcome to the show, shangri la of the dark carnival. welcome to the show, its that carnival paridise. [X2]



when its your time, death is near, step right up on over here. games, prizes, shows and rides, its that carnival paridise. [X2]