WE'LL DUST OFF BILLY GRAHAM



Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked

And Jerry Falwell's fallen

We'll dust off Billy Graham and

We'll trot him out again.

Yes, it ill behooves a sinner

To be fingering a sinner

We're returning to our winner,

Billy G.



Billy Graham ain't no slacker

He's that famous Graham Cracker

Bringin' holiness to all of us

By teachin' us of Sin.

Yes he gives damnation free

--Sells salvation for a fee;

He's the Holy Fruit

The serpent gave to Eve.

Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked

And Jerry Falwell's fallen

We'll dust off Billy Graham and

We'll trot him out again.

Yes, it ill behooves a sinner

To be fingering a sinner

We're returning to our winner,

Billy G.



Said the Lord to Eve and Adam

"Do what you will in Eden,

Just don't you try to judge

What's right and wrong

Just avoid that mental weevil

The topic of Good And Evil--

That's the apple that'll get you in the end.



Now that Jimmy Bakker's baked

And Jerry Falwell's fallen

We'll dust off Billy Graham and

We'll trot him out again.

Yes, it ill behooves a sinner

To be fingering a sinner

We're returning to our winner,

Billy G.



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