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We're bringing the war back home

Where it ought to have been before!

We'll kill all the bees

And spiders and flies

And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides

We'll wash our hands after wee-wee.

And if we're a girl, before!

And we'll march,march,march, et cetera!

'Til we never do march no more!

(All together, now, boys!)

We're bringing the war back home

Where it ought to have been before!

The pretty donut girl on the corner

Will be smilin' with a wringer in her hair!

We'll wash our hands after wee-wee,

And if we're a girl before!

And we'll march, march, march, et cetera!

'Till we don't have to march no more

(Hum along now...)

We won't have to March!

We won't have to March!

We won't have to March no more!