Monkey in the middle of a metal detector

Hat of the cousin of the tax collector

Automatic sensors in the president's skull

Do you have yesterday's time?

What up, dog?



You see

I just got this new pit bull terrier

The thing's better than a credit card

Went to the gas station the other day

Got a couple gallons of gas

Some oil, spark plugs, six-pack

The man says "That'll be $15.41"

I, I say "Well, goddamn, I forgot my wallet

But I did bring my credit card."

What up, dog