I thought I knew 'bout Mary

What makes her garden grow

Why Mary is contrary

Well I guess I'll never know

What is her whimsey dr. Kinsey?

Please explain it so I'll se

Well I only read six chapters

And the doggone thing is sure confusin' me!



I had a gal named Mabel

She used to call me her Hun

But since your book came out

Old Mabel always carries a gun

What is her whimsey dr. Kinsey?

Won't you tell me if you could

Why she ain't behavin'

The way your book says she should



Well there was little Bo-Peep

So innocent and so sweet

But now that she's read the Kinsey report

Bo-Peep has lost her sheep

What is her whimsey dr. Kinsey?

Please explain it so I'll see

How could she do doggone (ha haa)

Well this book is killin' me



Walter Mitchell has got the news

Cable Heater has got his views

But they've got nothing on doctor Kinsey

He's got the answer to your blues

Tell you whimsey to dr. Kinsey

He'll tell you what to do

Well if old age has made you flimsy

He'll write a brand new book for you

(put that book away, pop, put that book away!)