Took her out, it was a friday nighy

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out, and she took off my pants

But then i turned on the tv

And thats about the time she walked away from me



Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

And i'm still more amused by tv shows

What the hell is add ?

My friends say i should act my age

What's my age again ?

What's my age again ?



Then later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said i was the cops, and your husband's in jail

The state looks down on sodomy

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me



Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

And i'm still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call id ?

My friends say i should act my age

What's my age again ?

What's my age again ?



And thats about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

And you still act like you're in freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me ?

My friends say i should act my age

What's my age again ? (what's my age again ?)



Thats about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish down on me

I never want to act my age

What's my age again ?

What's my age again ?

What's my age again ?


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