What's new? How is the world treating you?

You haven't changed a bit, lovely as ever, I must admit

What's new? How did that romance come through?

We haven't met since then, gee, but it's nice to see you again

What's new? Probably I'm boring you

But seeing you is grand, and you were sweet to offer your hand

I understand. Adieu! Pardon my asking what's new

Of course you couldn't know, I haven't changed, I still love you so