"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old

orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much

of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet

they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.

No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."

Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker

Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills

I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja





Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai

So I can swing a sword and make necks fly

I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls

Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls

Cuz I remember these kids from the playground

Everybody'd hang around, we were all down

But then we grew up and everybody turned away

And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"

Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older

As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh

What I would do if I only had a ninja sword

You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board

I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle

First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle

Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja





Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)

Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)





After I was killing all the yuppie fucks

All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts

And I would walk home feeling like a samurai

I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry

I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops

He tried to hit her again but that shit stops

I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break

I throw a roundhouse and knoc