Didn't you ever wonder how you always make a blunder

When you're countin' all your socks

into the washing machine?



And when the dryer finishes dryin'

And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch

of old maid socks--

It's a bad scene



Where does the wayward footwear go?

To the bottom of the ocean?

Or to China?

Or to Cuba?

Or Aruba?



And when the dryer finishes dryin'

And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch

of old maid socks--

It's a bad scene