I spoke to Elvis on the phone

the other day

His ghost was calling

from a pay phone in L.A.



He said he'd meet me

on the corner of my dreams

And we would ride to heaven

to see the stuff you can't see

on your TV screen



Ah-hah

A-ha-ha yeah

Ooh-o-oh yeah



We drove his Cadillac

up to heaven's floor

Knock knock knockin'

on heaven's door

Yeah



The security angel asked for some I.D.

Then the gate parted

and the music started

as we rolled into the front yard



If I was special

maybe I

could be a hero

when I die

I'd get my wings and learn to fly



Yeah-e-yeah yeah



I feel so funky 'cos I know

When I die I wish to go

to the place

where all the heroes go to die



I-hi I-i-hi yeah

Oh-o-hi yeah



This special heaven

was home to all the stars

The first one I saw was Hendrix

burning his guitar

Freddie Mercury and Kennedy was there

But I didn't see Marilyn

so I forgot to ask about their affair



If I was special

maybe I

could be a hero

when I die

I'd get my wings and learn to fly



Yeah-e-yeah-ah



I feel so funky 'cos I know

When I die I wish to go

To the place

where all the heroes go to die



Yeah yeah yeah yeah

(Mmm...)

(...)



My skin is dotted pink and green

I hope to God this is a dream

or else I'm gonna scream

(...)



If you say I lie to you

I tell you every word is true too

(...)



Ah yeah



That very evening I had a talk with God

My lord he asked me

what I thought of life a