Hey man, I like your beard

And I like the way you serve that beer

I like the way your daughter smiles at me

Hey mister, could I have just one more beer



I got two big balls

A cap and a bat

And I play with them all the time

I got a million things I'd rather do

If only you say you'll stay mine

If only you say you'll stay mine

If only you say you'll stay mine



Yea, this is the place where I live

And the place where I love



Hey mamselle, fill me up baby

I like the way you give me gas

Tell me

Who is the man with the double-barrelled gun?

(My daddy)

I think I better move on fast



I got a big black car

A dog and a cat

And I play with them all of the time

I got a million things I'd rather do

If only you say you'll stay mine

If only you say you'll stay mine

If only you say you'll stay mine



Yea, this is the place where I live

And the place where I love



The way the old church spire stabs the clouds

And when the old folks say

I'll have another drink to see me

Through the day, thank you J.J.



Yea, this is the place where I live

And the place where I love



Hey, Mrs. B, take a look at me

D'you really think I'm quite that bad

Soometimes I say and do stupid thngs

That only serve to make you sad

I got a motorcycle, an empty seat

And twenty years ahead of my time

I got a million other things I'd rather do

If only you say you'll stay mine

If only you say you'll stay mine

If only you say you'll stay mine



Yea, this is the place where I live

And the place where I love



Ah, this is it

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