The coffee ran out today.

No fag-ends in the ashtray.

Seems like I'm out of luck.

So many things that suck.

This, that and all between.

Yeah, everything I've seen.

I can't even stand my face.

I'm a hopeless case.



I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND

AND I CAN'T TAKE A STAND.



My work is a heavy weight.

Noone goes up at 8.

My car is out of gas.

The radio's playing fusionjazz.

Got a girl who's untrue.

She's been to bed with you.

My future's a tight-knit rope.

No way that I can cope.



I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND

AND I CAN'T TAKE A STAND.

I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND

WE'RE SUCH A SHITTY BAND.



Fuck me and fuck you too.

I've got nothing to do.

You're charmed and I'm bewitched.

Just hear the way I bitch.

I charge myself on trial.

To whine is my cool style.

God bless those who complain.

I drive myself insane.



I LIVE IN A WHININGLAND

AND WE'RE SUCH A SHITTY BAND.