I sent you a postcard

Thought it would be funny

Would have sent a souvenir

But they took all my money

It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny

And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

I tried to call you

I tried to call you

Long distance operators that only stall you

Besides the damn rates are so high

They just appall you

And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

It started out a nice vacation

Left the station right on time

Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear

They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear

So don't forget to feed my cats

Spot and Jerome, dear

And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

Having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

Seeing all the sights here

I'm getting lonely

I'd show you all the film I took if they would only

Let me go home

Dear, sincerely

I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here

I'm having a hell of a time, my dear

Wish you were here