When I woke up this morning

I was feeling mighty good.

My baby understood had to do what she should

lying near a pile of wood.

Laying it on some,

playing with it some

when I, I woke up with wood.



I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball

trying not to lose my mind

my baby came to help and I let out a yell,

she grabbed me from behind.

Laying on it some,

playing with it some

when I, I woke up with wood.



Beauty queens fall in trances,

debutantes lose their furs.

But it felt so good from where they stood,

they were working on a pile of wood.

Laying on it some,

playing with it some

when I, I woke up with wood.



- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard