If you would sit

oh so close to me

that would be nice

like its supposed to be

if you dont Ill slit your throat

so wont you please be nice

if you would hug your arms right around me

that would be snug

like its supposed to be

if we part Ill eat your heart

so wont you please be nice



Oh dont you love this romancing

know that its your life youre chancing

isnt it nice

now youve married me

sugar and spice

like its supposed to be

if you go ill get your dough

so wont you please be nice



Stop with your jazz oratory

I only listen to top forty

NSync rules

isnt it nice

together well always live

no sacrifice

well vote conservative

if you run Ill pull a gun

give me head or youll be dead

salute the flag or Ill call you a fag

oh wont you please be nice