I may have played for the home team

Yeah, I play all sides of the field

I swing my dick on both sides of the fence

I'm a friend of Dorothy



I have a well-earned reputation for being very well-hung... right



Wrong, yeah, wrong direction

Lost, yeah, I'm lost again



The light's on upstairs but nobody is home

I'm possibly mildly retarded

Now I'm appearing in porno films and wearing a chicken suit



And I'm a rude, crude, selfish stuck-up snot who possibly prefer myself



Wrong, yeah, wrong direction

Lost, yeah, I'm lost again