One day when I came home at lunchtime

I heard a funny noise

Went out to the back yard to find out if it was

One of those rent boys

Stood there was my neighbour called Peter

And a Flux Capacitor



He told me he built a time machine

Like the one in the film I've seen

Yeah yeah... he said...



I've been to the Year 3000,

Not much has changed but they lived under water,

And your great, great, great grand daughter,

Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)



He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,

Boybands and another one and another one ... and another one!

Triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked!



We drove around in a time machine,

Like the one in the film I've seen..

Yeah yeah ... he said...



I've been to the Year 3000,

Not much has changed but they lived under water,

And your great, great, great grand daughter,

Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)



I took a trip to the Year 3000

This song had gone multi-platinum

Everybody brought our 7th album

It had outsold Michael Jackson