It seems that yesterday she got pulled over

by an overzealous traffic cop.

He told her she could beat the rap

if he could beat the crap out of her.

And she said, "NO!"

"Yesterday, my lugs exploded.

Now the law wants me exploited.

Ten years ago I was anointed."

And that is when she stretched and pointed

to the place where lugs exploded.

On the ground her hub eroded.

Cops are mean

and now she knows it