I've been on the cover of the Rollin Stone

I met the President when I was half stoned

I've been so high

I've gotten confused

I've been beat down broke and used

Motherfucker



I drank with Hank

Talked blues with Billy

Rocked with Run

Sang with Shotgun Willy

Went from small time Philly

To big time Bobby

From three day old chili

To sakki with wusabi

I'm home

Hey, I'm home



You never met a motherfucker quite like me

Not like me

Not like me

Hey like me



No more being poor

Drink specials at winners

Or being ignored

By the think straight sinners

I used to smoke pinners

While my moms made dinner

Now I smoke bombs

And rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd

No beginners here

I'm a seasoned vet

Educated on jazz

By my man Ahmet

Ertegun my friend

I've been to the world and back

But I'm a Michigan boy

Can you feel that

And I'm home



You never met a motherfucker quite like me

Not like me

Like me

Hey hey like me



Never thought I'd go as far in life as this

Never made par

And I could give two shits

Never wanted to sell cars

Cause my dad was a dick

Never wanted a guitar

Until I heard a lick like this



And from the depths of Dixie

To my northern spots

You know it's time to rock when old glory drops



I pimp thru town

With the top let back

Black hat

Fine blond

Cold Pabst in my lap

I'll adapt

To any and all situations

That's why they call me the pimp of the nation

Hey bitch

You best believe

I live in the woods

Not your world of greed

Might a little weed

Might a li