The world's greatest mystey,

Is love between the woman and the man.

Some guys are Romeos.

Others simply do the best they can.



I'm just your average, ordinary Joe,

Tryin' to learn the things I never knew I had to know, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.



What's a man supposed to do?

I don't get no kick from nine to five,

And I'm not a man who thinks it's true

It's a woman's place to keep a love alive.



Watched enough daytime TV

To know my baby's needs.

But sometimes I swear that she's

Impossible to please.



She says, "You give me all that I want of your money baby,

But you never take me dancing.

You give me all that I want of your money baby,

But you never take me dancing."



I really think I do a lot to show

How I feel about her in my way, yeah.

Roses on our Anniversary,

Candlelight and me on her birthday, yeah.



Just when I thought that I had it all worked out,

Now she says I still don't know what it's all about.

She says, "You give me all that I want of your money baby,

But you never take me dancing.

You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby,

But you never take me dancing."



Ooh!



[Guitar Interlude]



I'm just your average, ordinary Joe.

Tryin' to learn the things I never knew I had to know!

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.



"You give me all that I want of your money baby,

But you never take me dancing.

You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby,

But you never take me dancing."

She said, "You give me all that I want of your money baby,

But you never take me dancing.

You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby,

But you never take me dancing."



"Take me dancing!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...