Hey you, you have too much hair

And we don't like what you wear

And you have really bad breath

So were gonna beat you to death



Because there is plenty of us

And only one of you

We've got plenty of reasons

And here's just a few



You put your chocolate in my peanut butter

I was walking and you were in my way

You looked at me without my permission

And never even apologized



You put your chocolate in my peanut butter

That's good enough reason for me to bash

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter

That's good enough reason for me to smash



No justice/there's just us/so trust us



You put your chocolate in my peanut butter

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter