He phones to yak and wack wack wack, this irritating boy.

Step on a crack to break his back, for he brings to me no joy.

He speaks too long i reply in tongues

He doesn't understand.

Can he not see i must be free, for me he's not the man?

Dissatisfied, i hear his lies and reply candidly,

"please, rock star man, change all your plans, and please stop phoning me!"