Rape [x4]

I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey

And you looked like Roseanne Barr

[Chorus:]

You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up

When I looked at you, I had to throw up

I drank a case of whiskey

And you looked like Sheila Micheals

I drank another case of everclear

And you looked like Ileana Douglas

[Chorus]