Yeah you're all too ugly tonight



Why there ain't a decent one in sight



You won't win no ribbon



You can't win no prize



You're all too ugly tonight



You're all as ugly you can't believe



Go ahead, get up off your old rusty knees



The answer is no I gotta better place to go



You're all too ugly tonight



So mama put on another pot of coffee



Put those little babies to bed



You know the crazies and the freaks



You won't believe whats on the streets



I'm comming on home to you instead!



'Cause the're all too ugly tonight



Why there ain't a decent one in sight



You can't win no ribbon



No way to win no prize



You're all too ugly tonight



So put on another pot of coffee



Put those precious babies to bed



Why the crazies and the freaks



Girl you won't believe whats on the streets



I'm comming on home mama to you instead!



'Cause the're all as ugly as sin



Why even dracula wouldn't be caught with on them!



Outstanding in the field



Of things that are unreal



It's all too ugly tonight



It's all too ugly tonight!