Yodel:

Yodel-ay-ee-hoo (etc.)

(Repeat)



Chorus

You're never too old to be young

You're never too old to be young



When you start to lose your figure

And your hips are gettin' bigger

Your chest may slip

But don't you fret

No matter how weak your knees may get



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Though your teeth are out

And your whiskers sprout

And your arches give away

You're never too old to be young and gay



(Yodel)



When ya ain't got any fuzz upon your dome

When ya ain't got any fuzz upon your dome

Why the dickens should you care

If you ain't got any hair

'Cuz you never have to use a brush and comb



When you know your legs are gonna give out soon

When you know your legs are gonna give out soon

When your joints begin to squeak

If you practice for a week

You can walk around and play yourself a tune

Your voice may crack when you try to sing

But you can't be good at everything



(Yodel, etc.)



(Chorus)