You took a 20 carrot diamond and made it gleam.

Like a big spaghetti dinner, smothered in whip cream!

Your like X-men number three in a milard bag.

Your a brand new muscle car and all the wheels of mag.

You make me feel as young as the blood I get from sheep.

Your like Jaclyn Basset in my favorite film...The Deep.

Your sexy and exotic like a hooker from Bales,

or a patient with insurance who is crawling with disese.

Your a sundae underneath your great big cherries

But remember that they're only temper-ar-ar-y!

But we'd like to say that we are very very

glad to see you.

And I degree you; the hottest chick to hit this city since the fire that killed 11....(gasp)

dangerous criminals!

Hooray!

And they're all mine!