Tu-ru

Tu-ru-ru

Yeah

Ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah



I met her in the gift shop

Met her at the bus stop

Met her in the park fly

looking like a show stop



Seemed to be a nice girl

Seemed to be a wise girl

Seemed to be a plain old

no surprise girl



So I was a bit surprised

yes a little paralysed

when she started to undress me

with her steel blue eyes



Her breath so fast

I thought she wouldn't last

She ripped my shirt

and things got nasty