Bless my soul

Herc was on a roll

Person of the week in ev'ry Greek opinion poll

What a pro

Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster

and you're talkin' S.R.O.

He was a no one

A zero, zero

Now he's a honcho

He's a hero

Herc was a kid with his

act down pat

From zero to hero

in no time flat

Zero to hero

just like that

When he smiled

The grils went wild with

oohs and aahs

And they slapped his face

On ev'ry vase

(on ev'ry