It all started one day

when I had nothing more to say to you

so I ran over the other way.

Love is for morons.

But, who's this fucking idiot that I see

staring right back at me???

Will someone tell me

what's right or wrong anymore?

Cause' everywhere I go

I wonder what I'm searching for.

I think of all the times

I've thought of you and masturbated.

All this pre-teen shit has got me so

frustrated!

Don't turn around

cause' there's nothing more for you back

there.

I'd send a postcard,

but it'd say how much that I don't care.

I'm goin' east to say the least

to see The Queers, how true.

I'll be at the Neilhouse

but I'll be without you!

Don't try to tell me you can't have any fun.

You played me for a fucking fool

but now you get to be one... don't go.