this is the song that we play

before we go and take a break

there's no good reason for this song

but it's under a minute long

we used to break after willy the car

but now we will play just one more

we'll add another song to our set

and barely have to break a sweat



when break time arrives

we will all relax

insult each other's mothers,

wives or kids or cats

some of us will have a smoke

and some will have a drink

some will have a pretzel

or a shot of insulin