King kong in Cannes

On a date with Spiderman

Dan Dar's sitting there

Scared by the killer teddy bears

Down town Mini Mouse

Is slippin Micky's in the famous grouse

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Judge Dredd found dead

Face down in Snoopy's bed

Outside Tweetie pie's

Getting itchy on more supplies

Meanwhile Snow White

Gets ready for work tonight

Turning tricks with crystal tips

Tying to make the best of it's absurd



Puppy dogs and pussy cats

In suspect suicide attacks

Captain Kirk from planet earth

Fights it out with Papa Smurf

Some phoney little ponies

Preying on old and lonely

Making friends robbing them

The X Men taught them everything



Betty Boop tired of life

Took vows became a bride of Christ

While Tin Tin's been playing

At Caesar's palace live on ice

Babar Kumbayahs

With the mighty morphin movie stars

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