The first date's the worst date

It's hard to know just what to do

And I take you to dinner

You don't eat, you just play with your food

And there's something familiar

About every word you say

It's hard to believe it's happening again



I already met you

And I already met you

You're like my last girlfriend

Yes, and the girlfriend I had before her



I take you to my apartment

And then it's just south of Beirut

And you tell me you're bored

And you don't like the color of my shoes

And the picture gets clearer with every word you say

It's hard to believe it's happening again



I already met you

And I already met you

You're like my last girlfriend

Yes, and the girlfriend I had before her



Don't mean to upset you

I already met you

You're like my last girlfriend

Yes, and the girlfriend I had before her



Two points two kids and a house on the hill

A dog named BOO and sweet Uncle Phil...Fella?



My head says you're different

You're the one with whom I should grow old

Yeah, that's not toconvicing

When you're yelling at your dad on my phone

So I stare out the window

And I find me a simle 'Cause I still believe it gets better than this



I already met you

And I already met you

You're like my last girlfriend

Yes, and the girlfriend I had before her



Don't mean to upset you

I already met you

You're like my last girlfriend

Yes, and the girlfriend I had before her

You're like my last girlfriend

Yes, and the girlfriend I had before her

And the girlfriend I had before her

And the girlfriend I had before her

And the girlfriend I had before that.