I'm driving down the highway

Headed to the range

Gonna knock 'em out stong

But I'm feeling no pain



Got an old brown bag

Big stick in the back

Where the grass don't grow

Gonna take a few hacks



There's a place for you if you're just like me

Armchair greens chillin at the TV

Have another cool one

but it won't hurt

Got myself a big stick

swingin in the dirt



Got a two bit job

with a little bit of pay

But I feel no pressure

Couple lessons today



Working on the swing

And talkin' trash

Take another good hit

Try to make it last



There's a place for you

If you're just like me

Armchair boys yelling at the TV

Twenty points in a row

I'm getting shirts

Got myself a big stick swingin' in the dirt



Bet a five dollar nasaw

And all you got's two

Well a five foot gimme

Make a man out of you



Well I got my dreams

And they just don't stop

Well a big man, big shot

Make her on top



Well, there's a place for you if you're just like me

Armchair greens chillin' at the TV

Have another cool one

But it won't hurt

Got myself a big stick

Swingin in the dirt



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