Na na na nah na nah na na



One, two, three

Na na na nah na nah na na

Na na na nah na nah na na

Na na na nah na nah na na

Na nah



I'm sick of all this scratching around

I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand

He's the queen of all the shops where he shops

And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen

Skin of a nosebreak

Fatima toothpaste

Penelope Cheapskate

Claudia Farmgate



We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea

We'll make them sit strategically

We'll test their egg-ability

We'll make them meet



He only wants to get in your kecks

So he can carry out his own little test

He only wants to get in your pants

Because he knows that you have played in a band

Skin of a nosebreak

Fatima toothpaste

Penelope Cheapskate

Claudia Farmgate



We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea

We'll make them sit strategically

We'll test their egg-ability

We'll make them meet



Mavis she knows

Mavis she knows

She's got all these things around her

All things to no men

She see you in hell

I'll go shopping instead

He will send his centipede to sort ya'

He's stretched it out to make it two feet taller



We're taking Egg Shaped Fred for tea

We'll make them sit strategically

We'll test their egg-ability

We'll make them meet



Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na

Na na na nah na nah na na Na nah



Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na

Na na na nah na nah na na Na nah



Na na na nah na nah na na Na na na nah na nah na na

Na na na nah na nah na na Na nah