(Vocals by Oderus Urungus and Slymenstra Hymen)



Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick

To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick

Can I help it if I am rather thick?



Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!



Sister and brother, hate one another



You really are pathetic, and you call me a slut

Then you walk around all day with midgets up your butt!



At least the midgets like me, they like my disease



Well, maybe there's hope for you, but first get on your knees



Hey, wait a minute!

I don't want it to hurt



Then you will learn nothing man, so grovel in the dirt



Sister and brother, kill one another

Brother and sister, back off mister



I don't know where to begin,

but I'll try not to lie because lying is a sin



What do you know of sin?

I taught you about sin when the sun was dim



But what of my power?



What about it?

There's no pussy in your tower



I could have any women that I want!



The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt



Oh...well uh you got me there,

but wait a minute

But what of my sword?

What of the comet?

And the roaring horde?



I'm getting bored

Maybe if you got off drugs,

you wouldn't get ignored

Then you could achieve erection

You might even find that it helps with your inflection



Now I'm getting mad!



So what? I can still kick your ass!

All of you men, you talk a good game

You must plan it out cause you all sound the same

You huff and you puff, you