When the heart breaks open

So much you can't hide,

Put on a little makeup-makeup;

Make sure they get your good side-good side.



If the words unspoken

Get stuck in your throat,

Send a treasure token-token;

Write it on a pound note-pound note.



Goody two-, goody two-

Goody-goody two-shoes.

Goody two-, goody two-

Goody-goody two-shoes.

Don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside.

We don't follow fashion:

That would be a joke!

You know we're going to set-them set them,

So everyone can take note-take note!



When they saw you kneeling,

Crying words that you mean,

Opening their eyeballs-eyeballs,

Pretending that you're Al Green-Al Green.



Goody two-, goody two-

Goody-goody two-shoes.

Goody two-, goody two-

Goody-goody two-shoes.

Don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside.



No one's gonna tell me

What's wrong or what's right,

Or tell me who to eat with; sleep with,

Or that I've won the big fight-big fight!

Look out or they'll tell you,

"You're a Superstar!"

Two weeks and you're an all-time legend;

I think the games have gone much too far!

If the words unspoken

Get stuck in your throat,

Send a treasure token-token;

Write it on a pound note-pound note.



Don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside.

'Cause I don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside.

'Cause I don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside.

'Cause I don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside.

'Cause I don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

You don't drink; don't smoke. What do you do?

Subtle innuendos follow...

There must be something inside!