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Left my suitcase unattended

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If i don't get back fairly quick

There won't be nothing left of it

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It takes a lot to make me cry

But given that i do flied it herd

Nevertheless



Crying we associate with women mostly

After all they are the weaker sex

Me as men must never let our weakness show



I crossed the road i heard a skid

I looked around and when i did

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A car no bigger than a van

Careered into a baby's pram

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At least the child it wasn't there

Imagine if it was i swear i would

Have gone berserk



Even in an accident

With ma where children are concerned

Can't hear to see them hurt

It's a fate they don't deserve

At least not yet

Maybe when they're old enough to defend themselves



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What's the use pretending you have lost your shoes

When you can't find your feat

Seems to me they should be there

This morning when you looked they were

Perhaps they're being discreet

Have another look and see

I think you'll find they were where

You though they weren't all the time



Am i doing something wrong

You mean to say you're not turned on

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Maybe god is telling me

That i should have become a priest

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Luck is such a powerful force

Without it history would of course

Have changed dramatically



All the time you're knocking life

You wouldn't be without it right

Then say so demo it speak



One of the troubles with free speech put on a box

There's so much you went to say

But not a lot


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