Darling I hate to tell you but I think Im catching a cold

Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here

I feel Im getting old

I like your laugh and a hot romance

and your ornry sense of humor

but if it rains again like it did today

Im gonna have to leave a little bit sooner



Got to get me some South America sun



Honey dont even ask me if you can come along

Down at the border you need to be older

and you sure dont look like my daughter

Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage

and Ill end up in a Mexican jail

Darling please dont cry you know I wouldnt tell you no lie



Look over there

Oh my God dont look now

but it appears to be raining again

Get upstairs pack my book of prayers

Honey hurry Im catching pneumonia

I gotta move while Im in the mood

or Ill disappear into that wall

Darling please dont curse

it really couldnt be any worse

Say Im a sun fanatic but its dark in your attic

and your cat sleeps over my head



I know Im not a football star

but I wanna little better than that

So Im much obliged for the pure white ride

and a cup of tea every morning

Ill say goodbye, look your man in the eye

you know I wouldnt tell you no lie



So after all, I'll see you in the fall

on a brand new day, brand new way

Goodbye honey, goodbye honey

Goodbye honey, it ain't funny

Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny