Intro:

Kyle: Everybody hates me!

Mr. Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?

Kyle: Because I'm the son of the devil?

Mr Mackie: Uh huh! That's a good start. Why else?

*music starts*

* contains dialouge from episodes*



Chorus: Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastard!

Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Say something Mr. Hanky!

Mr. Hanky: AAAAAHHHHH!

Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

Kyle: Dude! Kenny is dead!

Chef: Hello there children! Let me sing you a little song.