The fit is generous and loose

The coat is filled with down of goose



Should I feel guilty about that?

I wouldnt wear the fur of a cat



The coat is black so in new york city

It doesnt look dirty it stays pretty



The cuffs are purple which perfectly suits

A pair I already had of boots



Cant help sharing on a personal note

A secret I have concerning the coat



One of the reasons that it got my vote

Is the way it lies open around the throat



For me th collar mustnt come too high

Because well all right my skin is dry



So each morning I rub my face with oil

And the fabric you see the grease could soil



Can we speak a moment about the lining

After my own hearts designing



Its nylon so your skirts dont wind

Up in a bunch around you behind



When the time comes for the coat to clean

You throw this thing in the washing machine



Drying you doubt but the filling does fluff

Im here to proclaim this coat is enough



The length of the coat is below the knees

So in the cold your legs dont freeze



Im nuts about another one of its charms

Theres plenty of room underneath the arms



The coats not bulky it weighs about an ounce

And its practically void of any frivolous flounce



I will admit it has shoulder pads

All things considered its not so bad



It looks all right even from the side

I guess because the bottom isnt overly wide



Okay so you say youd prefer something hipper

But can I just tell you about the zipper



I searched for it for many years

Last one I had I tore up in tears



It turned me into jack the ripper

But now I stepped in cinderellas slipper



It runs from the gullet to jus