He fell in love with the au pair

When she ran her fingers through his hair

And said: "it's silky"

He knew, of course, that he ought to be feeling guilty

But, no, he didn't care at all



He hadn't felt this great in years

Meanwhile, his wife's upstairs, in tears

Well, it's so corny

Her world's turned upside down because he felt horny

So tell me, how can it be fair?



But as they drive away she wonders just how long

It'll take for him to realise how much he's wrong



And when he comes home in disgrace

She'll slam the door right in his face

Well it's so sleazy

(her: i wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine)

He won't find coming back here quite as easy

(her: i wish you could hear me sing like i did, my hymns and rhymes)

As he found going away



But as they disappear she hopes it won't be long

Before he ends up realising that he's wrong