originally performed by The Rutles



I have always thought

In the back of my mind, Cheese and Onions

I have always thought

That the world was unkind, Cheese and Onions



Do I have to spell it out?

C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S-Oh no



My machine

Keep yourself clean

I'll be a has-been

Like a dinosaur

My device

For everything nice

You better think twice

At least once more