Plump man on a throne with a body large,

Totally controlling Israel from afar.

From Moab he had come upon us.

He seldomly refused when he passed a McDonald’s.

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He’s been widespread.

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

Politely said.

Plump King Eglon made life a pain,

So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign.

God sent Ehud to save the land.

In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan.

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

A king-sized bed.

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He might regret.

Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king,

I’ve got a word of God.

He pulled a sword out from underneath.

Plump got the point;

It went very deep.

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He’s been quiet.

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He’s plump,

He might be dead.

Is Eglon out of our hair?

I think so.

Is Eglon out of his chair?

I think so.

Was Eglon caught unprepared?

I think so.

Where’s Eglon?

Down over there