Performed by barbra streisand



It's not cricket to picket not cricket

Oh, no it's just not coming for to picket

You haven't any right you know

You're acting in great haste

Just think of the predicament

In which your boss is placed

And entre-nous i think

It's an exceedingly bad taste

Not cricket to picket not cricket

It's not cricket to picket not cricket

Atrocious and gauche you know to picket

Go home and starve like gentlemen

Not like a noisy brood

Real ladies never make a fuss

Though they like clothes and food

And money's never talked about

For that would be quite rude

Not cricket to picket not cricket

It's not picket to cricket not picket

Uncultured and unmannerly to picket

You know you're misbehaving now

You mustn't lose your mind

You're being so inelegant

And frankly quite unkind

Excuse my indiscretion

But you're older than refined

Not picket to cricket not picket

It ain't ticket to stick it not picket

Now offer some

Get each man there a cricket

Oh, dear, where is your decency

No vanderbilts or asters

Would ask in such a vulgar way

Be fitting only dexters

I beg you get the hell away

You lousy bunch of...

What do you mean disturbing the peace?

Come with you often

Oh, you see, you're brushing my mink

Get your hands off, kid!

You don't seem to know who i am

Or whom i know

Listen, i'm an intimate friend of jimmy walker

You won't get me in the...