I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I won't do you no harm I just wanna show what's in my fridge

So come on little girl, is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge



Well, they say that I'm weird and disenfectant is the only thing I drink

They say that I'm weird and disenfectant is the only thing I drink

Ah, but cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think?

And I could show you one or two things right there in my sink

So come on baby



I'm an old pervert and I just don't get around much anymore

I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore

Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door

But come on pretty baby and I show you how I let you score

Ha ha ha ha

Yeah, baby