Here's the definitive rant

Slates drive me bats

Therefore I say hey slates give us a break

Male slags, slags slates and tapes

Everything's strained by the States

They are the grey ones of our state I relate

Male slags....



And slates, break hard, break hardly

Break the slates for Christ's sake

Male slags...

Male slags, knock over your drink

Pay for correct amount spilt

Male slags...

Remember slates are always outta date

In the fine light of day they have to face

Well I can't give a definition

The consequences of their plagiarisation

Male slags

With greedy bastard scrubbed hands

Kill jokes join gangs

Kill the safety in our lands

Male slags...

In the cold nearly old ska Jamaican dawn

Dead publisher's sons

Material hardship pawns

The Beat, Wah! Heat

Male slags...

(Dog bites the dicks that feeds it)

Male slags...

Academic male slags

Ream off names of books and bands

Kill cultural interest in our land

Male slates

With creaky pants and scrubbed hands



Okay mates

Let's get onto the valley of weights

The valley of weights is the valley

Where they cast off the weights

And became trite, uptight

Deaf and bereft

A liberty mess

Female slates

Make pins of your whims

Break your balls , suck your thoughts

Rip off bands

With stuck up hair and new shitty pants

New beatniks with hoop shirts

Big priest - give us a break

Help me to fight the slates

Male slags....



How would you describe the slates?

Don't start improvising for God's sake

They are the grey ones of the state I relate

Everythings strained by the states

The valley of weights -aca