Ya think you're smart, ya think you're funny

but look at the kids who've got all the money

yeah, go ahead and try to stop me

our last tape sold nearly thirty copies

this past summer we played 2 shows

ya gotta understand that's the way it goes

cuz I see you're jealous, and I see you pout

over 400 dollars in my bank account

yeah we get around, yeah we've been around

everyone love the SideSplittaz sound

so when you steal our shit, you know we'll replace it

put it back together and then you get wasted

all the mexican girls dream of Lombado

all the mexican ice cream is helado

if my dad was black I would be a mulatto

if my dad was black I would be a mulatto

Vijay!

Get the fuck off that bass

and shove the microphone in yo face

don't rip don't trip don't do us wrong

we want to hear yo vocals on the mofo song

Brass knuckles and beats I got the bass flo

in your face cuz I'm a sand negro

straight from my fists I bring the funk sound

talk shit about my band and I'm a have to pound

yo ass in the grass and I'll see ya later

I bring the hardcore song and the ethnic flavor

my mind may be warped my heritage fuck

but I got tha spice to deal with the sluts

yo Lombado may deal but just watch me reel

face in the ground I'm a have to peel

a'ight?

stay away watch out for my bite

if I wasn't Indian my next choice'd be white

I'm violent as violent as they come

and if you look at me wrong then I have to jump

I may be afraid of the U.S. border

but I got more rhymes than BK's got orders